going to jail

Its hard being the mom who makes rules, and then enforces them. Tyson and his little friends wanted to go ride bikes in a couple vacant lots by our house. There are *no trespassing* signs right by the street, clearly visable. I was the mean mom who said no, you are not going to go trespassing on other people's property. Then Cash asked what would happen, and I said the people who own the land might call the police. This is the following conversation:
Cash: What will the police do?
Tyson: Take you to prison for 23 years.
Cash: Then I will die?!
Tyson: No, they feed you there.
Cash: What do they feed you, baby food?
So, the moral of the story is, don't trespass on other peoples property, or you will go to jail for 23 years, and only get to eat baby food.